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  1. From John Irving’s Setting Free the Bears: “If there ever could have been a light bulb.”

    From John Irving’s Setting Free the Bears: “If there ever could have been a light bulb.”

    (Source: loveclaire)

     
     
    1. songdoll reblogged this from incendiaryshogun and added:
      “Short division is a method of dividing a number by a one-digit divisor.” ….Okay then.
    2. lemonylimes reblogged this from titsandwings and added:
      He’s roostin in a tree at last camp. Well fuck. God help me.
    3. unwalrustitled reblogged this from dooleysqueen and added:
      “In Molde, people worry about the distance between the seed potatoes.” Wtf is that supposed to mean?..
    4. tehfanglyfish reblogged this from antichristpandas and added:
      “Some Egyptians may have practiced brother-sister marriages, but evidence for this is sparse.” Thankfully, I don’t...
    5. mirthfulmanof reblogged this from geromytime and added:
      While thunderstorms and tornadoes are short-lived and cover a relatively small area, a hurricane or winter storm can...
    6. flouriteoctet reblogged this from annanocturnal and added:
      “We never bought anything without improving it.” :3
    7. hankhilllaughingalonewithpropane reblogged this from deathclaw and added:
      Out of control. (Identical by Ellen Hopkins)
    8. runningwithboltcutters reblogged this from geromytime and added:
      From the outside, Freud seemed in complete control.
    9. la-terca-brit reblogged this from geromytime and added:
      Problem Sleuth’s cliff notes: She is the girl of his dreams because he literally dreamed that he was her for a while....
    10. nastyanalfruitsalad reblogged this from basstrip and added:
      What had just passed; what Mrs Reed had said concerning me to Mr Broclehurst; the whole tenor of their conversation, was...
    11. secrettaconinja reblogged this from tragossospricht and added:
      the sentence was shit but the page I’m reading actually is page 45 LIKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
    12. ghoulkill reblogged this from lostinadreamingstate and added:
      “Pushed him away, seized it with gloves on, carried it quickly to the fire and burnt it.” LOLOLOL omg.(The complete...
    13. brofessorjory reblogged this from risallah and added:
      “Neither’s Pal” It’s...Grandma’s crossword books
    14. random-fandom-man reblogged this from geromytime and added:
      “Riders did not control so much as work in concert with them.”
    15. imeatinfundipnotgivinafuck reblogged this from risallah and added:
      I instruct myself, give her a little taste of what she wants to hear. Ok……
    16. airholy reblogged this from dooleysqueen and added:
      “Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again” A song of Ice and Fire. Not sure what to think…
    17. m1ss-e reblogged this from annanocturnal and added:
      “Someone else enters the room, and when I look up I’m surprised to see it’s the baker.” oh……
    18. risallah reblogged this from dooleysqueen and added:
      “Study page 131 to 142 of the textbook, and answer the following questions”. Ok.
    19. potterwhovian reblogged this from pushingusintoselfdestruction and added:
      Peeta’s a bakers son.
    20. shenaeemma2 reblogged this from cutiepye
    21. lambser5 reblogged this from ohdeadwizardgod and added:
      The external revolution. Okaaay
    22. ohdeadwizardgod reblogged this from loserlikelittleoldme and added:
      “disappointingly bad, woefully weak or inadequate, feeble, MEAGRE, PALTRY” …Yeah, this is scarily accurate. Even the...
    23. dooleysqueen reblogged this from beaautifulbreakdown and added:
      “It was filled not only with the French and Spanish of all classes who had formed in part its Peculiar aristocracy, but...
    24. batizio reblogged this from thatcaseyykid and added:
      “Hand to God, I don’t know where Johnny is. You gotta Believe me on that.”
    25. caligulasboots reblogged this from incendiaryshogun and added:
      ” Most of today’s organizations have information technology specialists who use quantitative techniques to solve complex...
    26. thisisloonylovegood reblogged this from dontyoublogmebaby and added:
      Splatters on the flat back end looked like dried egg. Awesome.
    27. cutiepye reblogged this from dontyoublogmebaby and added:
      Stay where you are or she dies at once! Dammit and here I was hoping for progress this year xD
    28. unicornpoopy reblogged this from dontyoublogmebaby and added:
      Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want...
    29. the-dandy-highwayman reblogged this from dontyoublogmebaby and added:
      “Brixton Mystery” as they termed
    30. thatcaseyykid reblogged this from lostground and added:
      ‘Then trust mine,’ said Gandalf. ‘It is quite made up. Go away and leave it behind. Stop possessing it. Give it to...
    31. p0cket-lint reblogged this from audreyfaithfangsup and added:
      me Play the game, I instruct myself, give her a little taste of what she wants to hear. lol guise..
    32. youvebeen-sherlocked reblogged this from dontyoublogmebaby and added:
      “Yup.” well then
    33. dontyoublogmebaby reblogged this from loserlikelittleoldme and added:
      A windswept and bleak terrain HA. CLASSIC ELLEN.
    34. loserlikelittleoldme reblogged this from sh0re-line and added:
      “Where does it go and why is it so hard?” … oh god.
    35. antichristpandas reblogged this from sh0re-line and added:
      Alfred Hitchcock- stories...lights on. ’ he gave...a look ”...
    36. sh0re-line reblogged this from fannyscratch and added:
      Lauren stood up to an eruption of encouraging screams from the opposite embankment….. okay so i have an audience.
    37. fannyscratch reblogged this from abrasumentealarealidad and added:
      I keep procastinating, I know I’m an expert at it.
    38. trickscharade reblogged this from audreyfaithfangsup and added:
      Doing so is, as noted earlier, what the “sceptical solution” of the sceptical challenge consists in. Thank you Hume!
    39. loudmouthseth reblogged this from geromytime and added:
      “And above all other things a prince must guard himself against being despised and hated; and generosity leads to both...
    40. beaautifulbreakdown reblogged this from abrasumentealarealidad